Writting your own obituary
Although I haven’t given my job my 2 weeks yet, I have given them my notice that I will be leaving. Yesterday I got an e-mail asking me to post my own job on our websites. It was a weird feeling, almost like faking your own death and then watching the funeral.
I think the best part about it though was how terrible they made my job sound. It had things like must be proficient with Windows. Listen, if you don’t know how to work windows you shouldn’t be working at all, let alone with online content.
Anyone who wants an account on Brian Carl .com to post let me know and I will make it, but I hold the write to revoke membership for posts about King of the Hill
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 am
is it ironic that you spelled “writing” incorrectly?
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
yes?
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
you should make up job requirements like must be able to drink a pint of hot sauce, or must be able to pee in a drainage pump in a basement.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
and then physically make sure they hold those qualifications.
May 26th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
get on this shit.
May 28th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Hey you beat me to the comment of the mis-spelling of “writing” as writting! and i thought i was witty! haha
May 28th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
isn’t it spelled wity
May 29th, 2008 at 1:44 am
aren’t you spelled “idiot”
May 29th, 2008 at 6:18 am
See that one doesn’t even make sence. I think you need to start working on your insults. Your slipping in your old age.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
i’m proud of you. you used the word “your” in that post 3 times and only once was it the wrong usage.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
CARTERS OLD!
May 30th, 2008 at 7:47 am
if i’m old, what does that make you, grandpa?
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
as an aside…ive heard about the drainage pump/cesspool maneuver…..brian carl, what do you have to say for yourself……carter chamberlain, what do you have to say for yourself? jay, [if you read this] what do you have to say for yourself? jesse shaw, what do you have to say for yourself….jack…my dad…frankie…
shame on you all!
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
it turns out that mystery pipe is connected to something. the other day it backed up some and a tampon that didn’t belong to tor or me came out. gross.